Hope and Change!

Here is a short list of things that will change with our new president (I am a fan of lists - neat and tidy):

1. Our taxes will increase - come on, it won't be so bad.
2. The Europeans will like us again! After all, the long and rich history of minority leaders overseas will finally be matched by us ignorant Americans. I mean, the French, Germans, British and Spanish are always electing people of color! Oh, wait - hmmmmmmm.
3. The treasury will, ironically, be led by a man guilty of years of tax evasion.
4. Gitmo will close! Yeah! All the prisoners can come live here!
5. Hillary's baaaaaaack - and Bill will be running amok in DC with easy access to interns and nothing to do.
6. It will no longer be "patriotic" to question the president and make up video games throwing shoes at his head (though that was pretty funny).

Please feel free to add to the list in the comments. There must be more change a'comin'!